Bollywood Movie Releases Of 2009, Hindi Films Of 2009

Here is the list of Bollywood movies releasing in 2009. Akshay Kumar has quite a good line up of films in 2009 while Shahrukh Khan, Aamir Khan and Hrithik Roshan have a film each, apart from their special appearances in three films. Among the actresses, the three Ks-Kangana Ranaut, Kareena Kapoor and Katrina Kaif look set to have a good year.

Parineeta (The Married Woman) b

Parineeta is a recent Bollywood movie with good performances and an emotionally compelling, if almost overwrought ending.
The main flaw is that its plot is old-fashioned in that it depends too much on misunderstandings and assumptions, with no attempt to communicate between the characters. It reminds me of old Edgar Rice Burroughs novels, where the hero would be heartbroken to see the heroine kiss another man, not to learn until the final chapter that was her brother.

Aamir Khan

Aamir Khan was born to a family that is involved in the cinema industry. His dad, Tahir Hussain and uncle Nasir are both film producers; but, the latter also ventured in acting as well as in directing films. Aamir began his career at the film industry at a young age where he appeared in Nasir Hussain’s movies ‘Yaadon Ki Baaraat’ as a child artist. He started his professional career a decade later with 1984 film Holi.
Aamir has not only proven himself excellent in the field of acting. Just like his uncle Nasir, he also tried his luck in the production and direction of films. Since his life as an actor is already an open book, let’s tackle how his career as a producer began.

Ek Tha Tiger Movie Review - Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif In ETT Movie

There are Bollywood movies and then there are Salman Khan movies, known to create a nationwide frenzy.
And for all those Salman Khan fans, who ‘Wanted’ to see his ‘Dabangg’ style the star is ‘Ready’ with one of year’s biggest releases ‘Ek Tha Tiger.’
After beating hundreds of crazy Salman fans we finally got our tickets to watch ‘Ek Tha Tiger’ in one of Mumbai’s posh theatres. But the whistles and claps made us rethink about the posh crowd we were sitting with and at the same time, reassured our belief in the magic of the junta ka star known as Salman Khan.

Saif Is In 'Love Aaj Kal' With His Maiden Venture!

There are loads of films waiting to release this year, but standing out is Imtiaz Ali's Love Aaj Kal. Love Aaj Kal is also the inaugural project of Saif Ali Khan and Dinesh Vijan's production house Illuminati films. The movie has an awe-inspiring star cast which involves Saif Ali Khan and Deepika Padukone in the lead, followed by some startling faces in the form of Rahul Khanna and Rishi Kapoor in supporting roles.

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Khan began his film career as a child actor in a home production, made by Nasir Hussain, titled Yaadon Ki Baaraat (1973) and Madhosh (1974). Eleven years later, he made his adult acting debut in a role that went quite unnoticed in Ketan Mehta's Holi (1984).

The Best of Saif Ali Khan Movies and Saif Kareena Wedding Date

The urban cool, metro sexual Saif Ali Khan bounced back in the genre of romantic comedies with 'Cocktail'.
He has given super hits in the rom-com genre like 'Hum Tum', 'Salaam Namaste', 'Kal Ho Na Ho' and 'Love Aaj kal'.

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The X-Files: FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully hit the big screen in the first X-Files movie. Investigating the bombing of an office building in Dallas, the two agents are drawn into an even greater mystery. It eventually leads them to an alien plan to colonize the planet, and the U.S. government is somehow involved.

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Some historical facts have been challenged (generally relating Winston Churchill) but providing cinematic liberties to its creators it can be regarded a small blemish.

The film has deservedly won a variety of awards such as Academy awards for Best Photograph, Very best director, Most effective Actor and Ideal authentic screenplay. It is an spectacular cinematic experience and is undoubtedly a have to observe for folks of all ages.

Revenge begins at transformers 2 for 2009

Who would've thought that a film regarding big, converting machines based on an animated program from the past eightees would be one of the premier grossing films of all time?
That's exactly what happened with Michael Bay's 2006 blockbuster adaptation of the Transformers, featuring Optimus Prime and the valiant Autobots versus Megatron and the malevolent Decepticons for control of the transcendent All Spark, the maker of all sentient robotic life. Their combat carries on all through centuries, through the deepest alcoves of the creation, and to our world.

Movie Reviews reviews Transformers

After watching the cartoons as a kid it feels great to go nostalgic once in a while (which let's face it is one of the fundamental attractions of movies, to dream and take you back to that idyllic innocent and fun time as a kid where absolutely anything is possible), to see if it is the same as you remembered them.
This is a retelling of the original series, with it's own twist added for a modern audience.

Top 10 Sexy Celebrity Swimsuit Bodies

We searched the most sizzling places in the world for the hottest beach bodies of 2009 and put together our top ten fierce swimsuit-clad ladies.
10. Blake Lively
The queen bee of Gossip Girl, Blake Lively completely embodies the fashionista that she portrays on TV. She shows off her fantastic body on the beach. With her gorgeous boyfriend Penn Badgley in sexy swimsuit attire himself, we can't help but stare.

Check Out the Best Horror Films of 2009

It is kind of difficult to name the best motion pictures of all time if they come from different genres, classifications, or categories. In this regard, let’s focus on one genre only. Let’s focus on five of the best horror movies released in the United States in 2009.

Hollywood and Bollywood movies: Watch dreams on screen

We all like to watch Hollywood and Bollywood movies. These movies have become source of joy, entertainment, fun, knowledge and inspiration. Besides language there are some basic differences between Hollywood and Bollywood movies but, we like both. We eagerly wait for releases of new Hollywood and Bollywood movies. Some movies do great business whereas some fail to attract audience but neither the audience have got bored nor film makers have lost their enthusiasm.

Oscar's Brunette Beauties Minka KellyLea Michelleand Celeste ThorsonPaint the Carpet Red

The objects of our affection beautiful females have beamed on the notable red
carpets of Hollywood. Watching shows like the
Oscars, Golden Globes, and SAG Awards they enamour us with their silhouettes,
smarts and costumes. A new generation of
female

Celebrities That Want legal Marijuana

Artists have been campaigning throughout the centuries for the legal use of marijuana; a topic which is as relevant today as it was in the heydays of the swinging sixties. These are just a few of the celebrities that would like to see marijuana made legal.
Paul McCartney

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Hot Gossip : Kids' Choice Awards 2014: All the the hottest looks from the red* carpet

The Kids' Choice Awards orange carpet was a blaze of peachy pastels, dazzling details and seriously bouncy blow dries.
Selena Gomez didn't waltz down the carpet (given the latest Bieber related goss we're not that surprised), but she did pop up backstage and in the crowd in a fab top and shorts combo.
Justin Bieber's on-off girlfriend was looking effortlessly glam with her pins on display in a print Dolce & Gabbana outfit. She wore her tousled hair long and loose and teamed the lovely look with a killer pair of Casadei heels.

Former Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria was also at the bash posing up a storm in an elegant Sass and Bide romper with dazzling details, which she complimented with Christian Louboutin heels, a Dolce & Gabbana jacket, and a Jimmy Choo clutch

Hot Gossip : Gwyneth Paltrow's latest: Being a movie star 'much harder for me' than working 9 to 5

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin jetted away to a resort on Eleuthera Island in the Bahamas the day before announcing their “conscious uncoupling” on Tuesday in order to escape public attention.
Lucky she’s away from “regular” working moms -- who expressed outrage on Twitter after the 41-year-old actress was reported as saying being a movie star mom is harder than parenting with a 9-5 job.
Life is “different” when you have an “office job” because it’s “routine and you know, you can do all the stuff in the morning and then you come home in the evening,” Paltrow said in an interview with E! Online just a week before announcing her split with the Coldplay frontman.

 

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Hot Celebrities Gossip : Burger King Offers To Cater Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be bestowed with a royal feast on their wedding day -- if Burger King has anything to do with it.

Hot Gossip : Pass/Fail? College offers Miley Cyrus course

"Twerking 101?" "The Semiotics of The Tongue as a Metaphor for Social Discourse?" "Highway to Hell: How Starring on a Disney TV Show May Possibly be a Prelude to Rehab?"

No, April Fool's Day hasn't come early this year, despite our early-morning attempts at humor.

But Miley Cyrus is about to make her way into the hallowed halls of academia.

Not Cyrus herself, of course, whose current concert tour will keep her on the road through mid-June and whose interest in higher learning thus far seems to apply more to perfecting the art of rolling joints, preferably with her own official Bangerz rolling papers.

Hot Celebrities Gossip : Who Should Be the Next Indiana Jones ?

Rumors have begun to surface that Oscar-nominated actor Bradley Cooper could take over for Harrison Ford if "Indiana Jones" producers decide the franchise needs a fresh start.
Ford, 71, has been playing 'Indy' since 1981 with "Raiders of the Lost Ark," and a new face could be just what the series needs.

 

Hot Celebrities Gossip : Mila Kunis jokes about engagement with Tatum

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Mila Kunis joined her co-star Channing Tatum to promote their movie "Jupiter Ascending" at CinemaCon but deftly deflected questions about her reported engagement to Ashton Kutcher.

Kunis wore an engagement ring on her left hand, but when asked about whether she was set to be married, she turned to Tatum.

"Am I engaged to Channing? Channing and I love each other," Kunis said, smiling.

Tatum — married with a baby — played along: "Yeah, we're not engaged yet, just yet."

"We're getting in that direction though. You know, he has to meet my parents," Kunis said. "That hasn't happened. But one day."

Hot Gossip : Kanye West: Why He Doesn’t Want To Invite Oprah To His Wedding

First he’s jealous of Kim Kardashian‘s business relationship with Chris Brown. Now, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that Kanye West is thinking about uninviting Oprah Winfrey (is that even allowed?) to his Paris wedding because he doesn’t want the media queen to overshadow him and Kim.

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Hot Gossip : Emma Watson was ‘emotionally exhausted’

Emma Watson needed time to put herself 'back together' after filming 'Noah.'
The British actress admits the new biblical epic had a huge impact on the way she views the world and made her want to give back more.

India Recipes - Variety of Tastes in Indian Food

When it comes to verities of the food tastes, the India comes first and most of the people around the world are interested to taste the Indian food. The secret behind the taste of India is its multiple cultures, diverse climatic conditions and numerous food crops. These are the main reasons behind the popularity of the Indian food. When it comes to the verities of Indian food, there are north, south, east and west flavors are there to give an enormous taste to the Indian recipes. In north Indian flavor, the Punjabi and Mughalai and Kashmiri cuisines are famous and when it comes to the southern India is famous for South Indian dishes. Assamese, Bengali and Oriya cuisines are most popular in East Indian food, when it comes to the western food, Maharashtrian and Gujarati cuisines are famous in Indian food. Every single region has its own unique taste and having different ways of cooking.

Easy To Cook Delicious Indian Food Recipes - Cauliflower Curry Recipe

Indian food recipes are occupying a special place in the lives of Indians. Even though, the Indian culture is highly influenced by the British and American cultures, Indian foods still occupy the primary place in Indian society particularly in all occasions and festivals.

5 Things You Didn't Know About Indian Food

Generally when you ask somebody about Indian food they will spout adjectives like hot, spicy, rich, fatty, and curry. However, trying to characterize Indian cuisine in just a few words is an incredibly daunting task. The country is home to a vast array of regional cuisines, and the food evolved over thousands of years based on internal and external influences. Those who are passionate about Indian cuisine would argue that preparing the food involves an intricate blending of spices and ingredients that make it something of an art. So let's address some of the many misconceptions about the cuisine with these 5 things you didn't know about Indian food.

Tips for Cooking Indian Food

When it comes to cooking any type of cuisine, it takes years of practice to become an expert in preparing Indian food. But this does not mean that even a beginner cannot successfully cook an Indian dish. Instead, the main difference between beginners and experts is that an expert Indian chef will have better techniques for developing flavours. So here are some top tips for cooking Indian food so that even a novice can make an amazing meal.

The Pakistani Culture - Enjoying Pakistani Food!

When my son told me we were going to go on a mission trip to Pakistan with the youth group, we immediately decided to do a little research on Pakistani Culture.
Although my son and I were deeply interested in all aspects of the Pakistani culture, since I had just put him through chef's college, we were especially interested in Pakistani culture as it pertains to food.
We found out that Pakistani cuisine is rich with oils and chilies and the dishes mostly include meats like chicken and beef. Pork is not allowed due to their important Islam religious culture. We found that "chapati" also called "roti" which is made with flour is eaten almost all the time. Yogurt is used a lot in cooking as is the wide variety of curries and vegetables.

Pakistani Food: A Brief Post On Pakistani Recipes And Tradition

Pakistani cuisine is well known for its richness and delicacy. Every Pakistani food imbibes the values of the regional culture and embeds the flavor of delicious foods. You can enjoy Pakistani food at most of the major cities of the world, and this can be attributed to the spread of Islam. Pakistani foods are served at all special occasions like birthdays, business parties, weddings, and so on.

Poems of Life and Love

Life is one of perceptions,
Like pretending to be real when fake,
Better to be beyond deceptions,
And make reality your stake.
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He Who Eats Everything Must Not Condemn - And He Who Does Not Eat Everything Must Also Do The Same

Beware of the jackal
as he has trickery on his side
As a prince of public duplicity,
he appears with all of the paraphernalia
expressing piety for his god

Long Awaited Love

I have had so much...of so little I want...
for the thing that I treasure the most,
has alluded my life and my heart for so long
that at times I just feel like a ghost;
It has to be asked why this feeling pervades
every moment awake and in sleep,
why the various things that a life can

One Person Considers One Day More Sacred Than Another, But Another Considers Them To Be All Alike

Woe to the person who has no eyes,
no fingers or a tongue
as subtle changes in the climb
may elude him altogether
When the rain begins to fall his skin
may fail to feel the drops

Brothers I Did Not Come With Eloquence or Superior Wisdom, For I Knew Nothing When I Was With Her

White light, pricks of pin
pupils all are we
Yet I see it on her lips,
an expression before the mission
But it was I who learned the precarious tricks
of the tireless, foreboding vagabond trade
For she was such an unassuming girl

My Message And Preaching Were Not With Wise and Persuasive Words But With A Display of The Spirit

With an onslaught of rhetoric
you have upheld the teaching of your church
The shame of native religion
and a desecration of the saints
As ideology became coupled with modernity,

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Bollywood, The Only Recession-Proof Industry of the World

The Bollywood has been the part and parcel of the entertainment for the people not only in India but also across the globe. During last decade the Indian entertainment segment has been extremely sophisticated due to emerging Indian market. The professionals from different walks of life are more involved with the entertainment after an all day long pressure in the office. Bollywood has given excellent output during the last two years in spite of recession. Of late, the people are opting versatile tools to relieve stress in day to day life. The Bollywood movies, astrology, TV serials are some of the tools that make the people stressless.

The Three Khans and Amitabh Bachchan!

When Amitabh Bachchan (AB or Big B) stormed Indian cinema in the early seventies by doing roles of 'angry young men' the three Khans were little children. By the time the three Khans became megastars Big B was a legend. So, the first feeling towards Big B from the Khans is of great respect.

Aamir Khan Movies in 2010

Unlike the last couple of years, Aamir Khan has no commercial entertainers lined up for release in 2010. But the brand name that Aamir has created in the last few years is such, that even films produced under his banner carry huge expectations. Here are all the films lined up for release in 2010, with Aamir Khan either as the actor or producer.

A Week's Worth of Delicious Sweet Potato Beef Stew in 60 Minutes [Slow Cooker Recipe]

A few weeks ago I got myself a new tool.
I'm sadly attracted to shiny new tools.
But this is one that I've been eying for quite some time. And when I saw it sitting on the store shelf by itself with its price tag slashed three times, I knew it was time to take action.
I swooped in, dropped some bills, and was told that I just grabbed the last unit in the store.
Meant to be.

The Many Benefits of Healthy Crock Pot Cooking

Healthy crock pot cooking allows families to prepare their meals, have it cooked and be ready at dinner time with little effort. Once all the ingredients have been combined into a slow cooker (crock pot) you can easily set the meal to cook while away at work, or out enjoying other activities. In fact, foods cooked in a crock pot tend to have more intense flavors because of the extended cooking time. Having the ability to control all added ingredients can enhance the nutrient content of every family meal.

Crock Pots: Cooking Healthy With Them

If you didn't know by now, crock pots or slow cookers can be used to cook a variety of things. You can make bread, oatmeal, brownies, and and even drinks. They're very convenient kitchen appliances to have in your kitchen.

Healthy Homemade Crock Pot Ketchup With No Sugar (Bonus Recipe Added)

I have become an advocate of whole foods. One day I will experience the amazing health benefits that my husband has experienced through our diet change in the past year. I have always thought we were eating well, but this past year has been an amazing journey.

How to Cook Crab Meat Risotto (Risotto Alla Polpa Di Granchio)

Preparation: 10 mins
Cooking: 22-25 mins
Difficulty: Medium
This risotto recipe belongs to the family of the seafood risottos and it is an interesting one because it shows how to make a fantastic dish with very few ingredients. People usually think that to make a good seafood risotto you need to have lots of different fish varieties; this is not true!

Hot Gossip : Madonna is taking her seat in director's chair again

Madonna is getting ready to shout "Action!" again: She's going to direct her third picture.
According to the Hollywood Reporter, the BBC and other media, Madonna is set to helm Ade: A Love Story, the debut novel of Rebecca Walker, daughter of Alice Walker, author of The Color Purple.
Rebecca Walker will co-produce the indie film, along with Bruce Cohen, who produced Silver Linings Playbook and American Beauty. She also is the author of a memoir, Black, White, and Jewish: Autobiography of a Shifting Self, about growing up interracial and with different religions (her father is civil rights lawyer Mel Leventhal).

Hot Gossip : Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick Sell Their Stylish $3M Home

Keeping up with the Kardashians has been particularly difficult this week.

Besides all the excitement (and irritation) over Kim and Kanye West's Vogue cover, E! has announced that its stable of Kardashian shows is about to get bigger. It's planned "Kourtney and Khloé Take the Hamptons," which will revolve around Kourtney, her longtime love Scott Disick, and a newly single Khloé, and a show about the Kardashian family's Dash boutiques called "Dash Dolls." Just in case you missed one of the fam's three other spinoffs!

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Hot Gossip : Lady Gaga Is Submissive to Boyfriend Taylor Kinney, Says "He's Totally In Charge"

Say what, big monster?! Lady Gaga has complete control on stage and on camera, but back home she's willing to let her man take charge. The "Applause" singer admitted during a radio interview on Sirius XM's The Morning Mash Up on Monday, March 24 that she's submissive to boyfriend Taylor Kinney.

Hot Celebrities Gossip : Prince George’s nanny could have been nun

Prince George's new nanny could have been a nun.
Friends of Maria Teresa Turrion Borrallo, the Spanish nanny recently hired to look after the third-in-line to the throne, tipped her

 

Who is the Number One Actor of Bollywood?

The times of Amitabh Bachchan being a number 1 hero is gone; there is no number 1 Bollywood hero now....because all of them are hugely successful. As someone said, there is room for everyone at the top.
Let us look at the nominees for the number one actor of Bollywood:

Career Blunders in Bollywood, What Bollywood Actors and Actresses Missed On

Let us look at how rejects of some actors made stars of others!
Pradeep Sarkar was miffed over Vidya Balan having rejected Konkona Sens' role in Laga Chunari Mein Daag. The smart girl stuck to her role in Heyy Babby and rejected LCHD. The verdict was out: Vidya Balan had a cent percent success rate in Bollywood for 2007 with hits like Heyy Babyy and Bhool Bhulaiya . Good for her that she did not do LCMD! Now let us look at some of the career blunders, mistakes that actors and actresses of Bollywood have made. Let us look at the original choices of the hit Bollywood movies which were to star with actors who eventually walked away! Though they may say that bygones and bygones, they cannot refute the fact that these movies would have definitely made them bigger stars if not legends:

Akshay Kumar is Now "One Man Industry" and "Highest Paid Actor 41 Corer"

Akshay Kumar is now titled as the " One Man Industry". The reason being every film of his has turned out to be a major hit. Singh Is King" - his latest movie was as successful as Anees Bazmee.Also, "Welcome" He is

Who Is More Popular - Akshay Kumar or Shahrukh Khan?

Shahrukh Khan and Akshay Kumar. the two Bollywood stars who had a great year 2007 are equally powerful if tthe response to my blog poll is an indication

Megan Fox - A Brief History And Her Career

Amazingly a big number of celebrities belong to very poor background with a very low income levels. Megan Fox has to go through the same but she is the famous artist and model of the new era. We have seen her in different roles. She is an actress and model who have fascinated the world with her amazing beauty and sizzling personality.

Megan Fox Broke Hearts in High School As Well As Hollywood

Megan Fox is a gifted actress who began her acting career with the film Holiday in the Sun, later appearing in the films Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, Crimes of Fashion, and the TV series The Help. She is well known for her roles on the television series Hope & Faith and in the 2007 live-action film Transformers.
Fox has been outspoken in her self-identification as a bisexual. In a frank interview with GQ Magazine, Fox said that she fell in love with a female stripper when she was eighteen and used the experience to illustrate her belief that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes.

Juan Antonio Gets the Impossible With Naomi Watts

Juan Antonio Bayona, the Spanish film maker best known for The Orphanage, his highly acclaimed horror film has been taken in to direct The Impossible, a film which is said to be based on a true story set around the Tsunami of 2004 in the Indian Ocean. Juan debuted in 2007 as a director and made waves with his directorial venture. He is back for this drama, the rights to which have been bought by Summit Entertainment. They have also roped in majors stars of international repute, primarily, Ewan McGregor and Naomi Watts. This would be Naomi Watts' second feature film with Summit Entertainment. The Impossible starts shoot in August in Spain after which the crew will head off to Thailand according to sources.

The Lean Mean Food Slicing Machines Chefs Prefer

Watching a popular TV cookery show where contestants were struggling to get a mountain of egg plants and zucchini prepped and sliced for 150 meals, reminded me how much it helps to have the right kitchen gadget for the job in hand, if anyone had given them a mandoline slicer the job would have been done in minutes.
As it was they had no chance and the judges stepped in to help - with one hour to go and the lamb cutlets sitting there completely untouched it was always going to end badly, the 150 guests were happy enough, hungry but quite merry with all the pre-dinner drinks they'd consumed while they waited!

How Vietnamese Chao Tom Is Prepared

Chao tom is a traditional seafood dish in Vietnam which comes mainly from central Vietnam region. It is made from shrimp surimi (paste prepared from the meat of shrimp) grilled on a sugar cane stick. It's often regarded as a dish for ceremonious public dinner prepared for weddings, holidays, or other special events.
Now, let's move on to know about this popular Vietnam seafood recipe.

Crock Pots: Cooking Healthy With Them

If you didn't know by now, crock pots or slow cookers can be used to cook a variety of things. You can make bread, oatmeal, brownies, and and even drinks. They're very convenient kitchen appliances to have in your kitchen.

Healthy Homemade Crock Pot Ketchup With No Sugar (Bonus Recipe Added)

I have become an advocate of whole foods. One day I will experience the amazing health benefits that my husband has experienced through our diet change in the past year. I have always thought we were eating well, but this past year has been an amazing journey.

How to Cook Crab Meat Risotto (Risotto Alla Polpa Di Granchio)

Preparation: 10 mins
Cooking: 22-25 mins
Difficulty: Medium
This risotto recipe belongs to the family of the seafood risottos and it is an interesting one because it shows how to make a fantastic dish with very few ingredients. People usually think that to make a good seafood risotto you need to have lots of different fish varieties; this is not true!

Why Jokes Are Funny to Some People and Not Others

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... " You have heard this joke set up a thousand times. Before the joke reaches its punch line you're smiling and the guy next to you is moaning. "Knock, knock?" Unless the joke teller is a third grader with a lisp you know this riddle will end with a thump. Of course if you are the proud grandma this will be the funniest joke you ever heard and slip the future comedian a buck.
So why do people respond differently to jokes? How can a joke that causes one person to snort and spit and practically whiz on the floor, not even make another person crack a smile? Uhm, sorry about the crack reference.

How to Crack Good Jokes

Keeping a good sense of humor is very admiring task. People generally like to enjoy with friends who can help them to remove tensions and make laugh. Opposite sex also gets greatly attracted to those who possess good humor sense. Some people are born naturally with the talent of telling nice jokes, while some others struggle to find the right source. If you find comedy as a difficult part, practice and understanding a nice joke will not only improve your sense of humor but also make you star at various parties.

Best Lawyer Jokes Ever!

Poking fun at lawyers is pretty easy. They have a stereotype for being scummy dirt bags who will step on others and bend the law to get what they want. These stereotypes may not be true for most lawyers, but they definitely make for some funny jokes! Almost everyone has at least one good lawyer joke handy in case the need to tell it presents itself. But you could always use some more! Here are eight of the funniest lawyer jokes ever told, just in case you come across the need for one of them.

Jokes That Hurt

A joke is anything that has humorous intentions. In this way jokes are humor. Jokes are a great and powerful tool that can be used to make people laugh and feel great about themselves. They are great when heard at large comedy clubs from famous comedians or when sitting at the dinner table with your family. But like most things that can be used for good, jokes have a dark side. Although most of the jokes we tell and hear on a regular basis are said with good intentions, certain kinds of jokes can inspire prejudice and hate. These are primarily those jokes that target a certain group in a negative way; these jokes include blonde jokes, sexist jokes, gay jokes, black jokes, and really any joke that targets a certain race of people. These sorts of jokes are rampant in modern-day society and are harmful to the groups they are about.

Oscars 2009 Angelina Jolie Dress

2009 Oscars Angelina Jolie Dress was an Elie Saab strapless black with lot of back detailing. She looked gorgeous on the red carpet and the dress only made her look more classic and glamorous.
She and Brad Pitt made such a powerful entrance at the Oscars that it left everyone mesmerized and brought home the fact that they are indeed a power couple in the entertainment industry.

What Makes Angelina Jolie Special

There's a reason why Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston, and that reason is named Angelina Jolie. But even four years after the fact, there are still many - particularly those in Camp Aniston - who still question Brad's judgment.

Upcoming Bollywood Actors

The Hindi film industry is seeing a rising number of promising actors. Many upcoming Bollywood movies feature young talent over established actors since their films often do well at the box office. Also, movies with youthful themes require youthful actors. There is now a breed of 'gen next' actors who have made the cut in mainstream Hindi cinema.

Bachna Ae Haseeno - Ranbir Kapoor And Deepika Padukone

As the title suggests, Ranbir Kapoor would be a flirt daddy in this movie. Wondering how would they picturize the title song. Much like his father, Rishi Kapoor's bachna Ae haseeno song, this should be foot tapping, Or do you think its going to be the same song but remixed? Don't know yet but I'll know that soon.
It's said to be based on the the Jimmie Shannon starer 'The Bachelor' released in 1999. If you haven't seen the movie, here's the plot for you.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008) - Shahrukh Khan and Anushka Sharma

The wait is over. After eight years Aditya Chopra is back to direct a film with Yash Raj Films production. Who would think that 13 years had passed since the first time this Jodi came together? At that time, the director was merely the scion of a great film making family and the star was best known for taking on negative roles that no one else would. Then the magic they conjured up in their first film together, redefined Hindi cinema and set them on their respective paths to the heights of glory.

Katrina Kaif the Hottest Diva of Bollywood

Today in the Film industry we have many named actress, many of them already have a background of films in their families, but it's a great success for a female to climb the ladder of success without any such past film background with herself and she is one of them with due honour and respect. She is a cancerian born on 16 July 1984 in Hongkong. Her mother is Caucasian of British nationality and her father was from Kashmir India. She is one of eight siblings. Her parent divorce when she was quite young. She was raised in Hawaii, she moved with her mother to England.

Ten Best Movies of Katrina Kaif

Katrina Kaif a British model and Indian actress titled as style diva of Bollywood. She first entered the Bollywood in 2003 and in last seven years she has worked in different films of different genres. Here are the top ten movies by Katrina.

• 1) Maine Pyaar Kyun Kia:

It was the first big hit of Katrina which released in 2005. Its about the relationships of a doctor Samir(Salman Khan) who is stuck between two women: a patient with suicide tendencies named Sonia(Katrina Kaif) and his nurse Naina (Sushmita Sen) and another character Pyaare (Sohail Khan) who loves Sonia.

• 2) Humko deewana kar gaye:

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