"Twerking 101?" "The Semiotics
of The Tongue as a Metaphor for Social Discourse?" "Highway to Hell:
How Starring on a Disney TV Show May Possibly be a Prelude to Rehab?"
No, April Fool's Day hasn't come early this year, despite our early-morning attempts at humor.
But Miley Cyrus is about to make her way into the hallowed halls of academia.
Not
Cyrus herself, of course, whose current concert tour will keep her on
the road through mid-June and whose interest in higher learning thus far
seems to apply more to perfecting the art of rolling joints, preferably
with her own official Bangerz rolling papers.
