Destiny Hope Miley Ray Cyrus, more familiarly known as Miley Cyrus,
formerly known as Hannah Montana, now known as The Twerker, is either
the most enterprising self-promoter on Planet Earth or the youngest slut
to burst onto America's entertainment scene since Mae West and Gypsy
Rose Lee.
Or both.
Following her appearance on the alleged-family oriented MTV Video Music Awards in August when the twenty year old introduced a new word to television audiences by twerking, i.e., "dancing to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance," a revolted Texas mother posted a counter-video addressed to her 13 year old daughter and warning her that, "I Will Duct Tape Your Mouth Shut So Your Tongue Doesn't Hangout Like An Overheated Hound Dog" like Miley's did on the VMA.
Mrs. Kim Keller's virulent, now viral video went on to warn her teenie, "This is what happens when no responsible adult has ever said the word 'no,' made you change your clothes before leaving the house, or never spanked your butt for deliberate defiance. If you ever even consider doing something like that, I promise you that I will run up and twerk so you will see how ridiculous twerking looks... I will smack any male whom you decide to smash against his pelvis-after I first knock you on your butt for forgetting how a lady acts in public."
Mrs. Keller concluded, "Dear daughter, I am going to fight or die trying to keep you from becoming like the Miley Cyruses of the world. You can thank me later."
Miley's reaction to the uproar over her twerking part of the night away with Robin Thicke-as she was clad in skintight, flesh-colored latex, flashing an amazingly-long tongue, brandishing a large, white foam finger as if it were a sex toy, and suggestively rubbing her backside against Thicke's crotch-on primetime television: She bragged on MTV News that she was "making history."
She even tweeted, "You know now... You know what's happened. Madonna's done it, Britney's done it. Every VMA performance, anyone that performs... that's what you are looking for. You wanting to make history. Me and Robin the whole time said 'You know you are about to make history right now?' "
Parents the world over would respond, "If others jump off a roof, do you have to?"
If the historically-fixated Miley Cyrus made entertainment history on the VMA, she also made pornographic history with her subsequent video in which she exhibited herself totally nude cavorting on a huge wrecking ball, with her private parts discreetly semi-hidden, while she lustily tongued a sledge hammer.
I'm no chronicler of porn history but as far as I know, no hardcore or softcore porn actress has ever duplicated Miley's feat of swinging naked on a wrecking ball as she simultaneously made oral love to a sledge hammer.
A wrecking ball and a sledge hammer are designed to crush and destroy so I don't get the symbolism-unless it's meant to suggest Miley Cyrus is on a crushing and destructive path to entertainment oblivion.
Aside from her immature tendency to seek even greater fame than she has already achieved by twerking like a slut and by publicly exhibiting her body like a porn star, Miley should seriously consider Mrs. Keller's remonstrance to her 13 year old: "This is what happens when no responsible adult has ever said the word 'no,' made you change your clothes before leaving the house, or never spanked your butt for deliberate defiance. If you ever even consider doing something like that, I promise you that I will run up and twerk so you will see how ridiculous twerking looks."
Miley may not still be thirteen but she obviously has never heard the word, "No" from an adult. Nor has she ever been told that twerking is ridiculous and that acting like a slut labels her as a slut.
Or both.
Following her appearance on the alleged-family oriented MTV Video Music Awards in August when the twenty year old introduced a new word to television audiences by twerking, i.e., "dancing to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance," a revolted Texas mother posted a counter-video addressed to her 13 year old daughter and warning her that, "I Will Duct Tape Your Mouth Shut So Your Tongue Doesn't Hangout Like An Overheated Hound Dog" like Miley's did on the VMA.
Mrs. Kim Keller's virulent, now viral video went on to warn her teenie, "This is what happens when no responsible adult has ever said the word 'no,' made you change your clothes before leaving the house, or never spanked your butt for deliberate defiance. If you ever even consider doing something like that, I promise you that I will run up and twerk so you will see how ridiculous twerking looks... I will smack any male whom you decide to smash against his pelvis-after I first knock you on your butt for forgetting how a lady acts in public."
Mrs. Keller concluded, "Dear daughter, I am going to fight or die trying to keep you from becoming like the Miley Cyruses of the world. You can thank me later."
Miley's reaction to the uproar over her twerking part of the night away with Robin Thicke-as she was clad in skintight, flesh-colored latex, flashing an amazingly-long tongue, brandishing a large, white foam finger as if it were a sex toy, and suggestively rubbing her backside against Thicke's crotch-on primetime television: She bragged on MTV News that she was "making history."
She even tweeted, "You know now... You know what's happened. Madonna's done it, Britney's done it. Every VMA performance, anyone that performs... that's what you are looking for. You wanting to make history. Me and Robin the whole time said 'You know you are about to make history right now?' "
Parents the world over would respond, "If others jump off a roof, do you have to?"
If the historically-fixated Miley Cyrus made entertainment history on the VMA, she also made pornographic history with her subsequent video in which she exhibited herself totally nude cavorting on a huge wrecking ball, with her private parts discreetly semi-hidden, while she lustily tongued a sledge hammer.
I'm no chronicler of porn history but as far as I know, no hardcore or softcore porn actress has ever duplicated Miley's feat of swinging naked on a wrecking ball as she simultaneously made oral love to a sledge hammer.
A wrecking ball and a sledge hammer are designed to crush and destroy so I don't get the symbolism-unless it's meant to suggest Miley Cyrus is on a crushing and destructive path to entertainment oblivion.
Aside from her immature tendency to seek even greater fame than she has already achieved by twerking like a slut and by publicly exhibiting her body like a porn star, Miley should seriously consider Mrs. Keller's remonstrance to her 13 year old: "This is what happens when no responsible adult has ever said the word 'no,' made you change your clothes before leaving the house, or never spanked your butt for deliberate defiance. If you ever even consider doing something like that, I promise you that I will run up and twerk so you will see how ridiculous twerking looks."
Miley may not still be thirteen but she obviously has never heard the word, "No" from an adult. Nor has she ever been told that twerking is ridiculous and that acting like a slut labels her as a slut.
