Sometimes it is a match made in heaven
Other times it just seems to sag
Yet there is no question that there is something
special about it all
But who has the knack, the ability the talent
to drive her right through the antagonistic, confining, prohibitory roof
People always seem to talk about volume
but isn't magnitude, proportion and girth what it's really all about
But how far should you dig, and how quickly should you do your work
For it is a repetitive task so in and out, in and out, in and out, you must go
Of course it can become tiring and you must be careful not to lose your grip
Some women prefer the gnarly diatonic schwanz, and others a motion
less cumbersome, quixotic and slow
Howbeit there seem to be no generalizations about how you do your thing
Certainly you should be yourself and it is important for you to develop a routine
But there are no particular procedures or any safe set of rules
Yet one thing you must remember and this is not subject to any kind of debate
Somehow it is different from what you might otherwise do when no one else is looking
and you are isolated and on your own
To be quite frank it can only be said that another person is involved,
so when you are panting and puffing occasionally you might want to turn
your thoughts to her
Being placed in a compromising position may not always be easy
and although you can choose one of many positions it would be hard to deny
that it is you who has many of the most important consolatory goods
So make the best use of them but be sure to pay attention to her instrument
You could play it like a fiddle, blow it like a trumpet or pounce down upon it
as if it were a weary conga drum
But listen to her breath, and good god if you are lucky perhaps you will hear her yell
Pure pleasure can be infectious and it is from there that you can magnify and build
Riding piggyback is often a good way especially if you like barnyards
and other fine animals
But you will feel the sensation so it is usually a good idea to give her what she likes
Make note of her tension and think of her situation
you might try to help her climax,
as you reach for the stars before you fall on your face
and withdraw your head in that overwhelming fateful relief
Other times it just seems to sag
Yet there is no question that there is something
special about it all
But who has the knack, the ability the talent
to drive her right through the antagonistic, confining, prohibitory roof
People always seem to talk about volume
but isn't magnitude, proportion and girth what it's really all about
But how far should you dig, and how quickly should you do your work
For it is a repetitive task so in and out, in and out, in and out, you must go
Of course it can become tiring and you must be careful not to lose your grip
Some women prefer the gnarly diatonic schwanz, and others a motion
less cumbersome, quixotic and slow
Howbeit there seem to be no generalizations about how you do your thing
Certainly you should be yourself and it is important for you to develop a routine
But there are no particular procedures or any safe set of rules
Yet one thing you must remember and this is not subject to any kind of debate
Somehow it is different from what you might otherwise do when no one else is looking
and you are isolated and on your own
To be quite frank it can only be said that another person is involved,
so when you are panting and puffing occasionally you might want to turn
your thoughts to her
Being placed in a compromising position may not always be easy
and although you can choose one of many positions it would be hard to deny
that it is you who has many of the most important consolatory goods
So make the best use of them but be sure to pay attention to her instrument
You could play it like a fiddle, blow it like a trumpet or pounce down upon it
as if it were a weary conga drum
But listen to her breath, and good god if you are lucky perhaps you will hear her yell
Pure pleasure can be infectious and it is from there that you can magnify and build
Riding piggyback is often a good way especially if you like barnyards
and other fine animals
But you will feel the sensation so it is usually a good idea to give her what she likes
Make note of her tension and think of her situation
you might try to help her climax,
as you reach for the stars before you fall on your face
and withdraw your head in that overwhelming fateful relief
Gerald Marchewka is an American freelance writer currently living
in Lowell, Massachusetts. His most recent books, "Straight from the
Heaven's: Li Bai's Poetry in Retrospect" featuring the illustrations of
Seb Fowler and "Poetry for the Beat Generation
